Ep1: A Zoom Webinar Offering Financial Advice for OnlyFans Content Creators

Episode 1 introduces us to Penny Marshall (not the real Penny Marshall) and her trusted(?) assistant Martin as they revolutionize the gig and gag economy by providing “advice” to up-and-coming performers in the digital sex industry. But will all their efforts be thwarted by the (actual) Penny Marshall Estate? Is it even the (actual) Penny Marshall Estate? (It’s not.)

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PINCHING PENNIES WITH PENNY MARSHALL
America’s unfolding trilogy of tragedy has a stopgap and its name is Penny Marshall. She doesn’t want you to survive this pandemic. She wants you to thrive this pandemic. Welcome to Pinching Pennies with Penny Marshall, an EXTREMELY limited series of financial advice Zoom webinars for OnlyFans content creators, InstaCart executives, and the cleaning staff of a clandestine TikTok Hype House McMansion.

Over the course of three episodes you will learn how to balance a pandemic budget, whether or not you qualify for Penny’s sliding scale, and who to talk to if you need to escape the country. Interwoven/intertwerked into these Master Classes is a cohesive overarching and affecting narrative about this person who is not and will never be Penny Marshall.

PINCHING PENNIES WITH PENNY MARSHALL Project Team
Project Manager Alfredo Macias

CAST

Alton Alburo (Martin)
Randa Jarrar (Manzanita)
Olivia Jimenez (Frances McDormand as Madre Cabrona)
April Matthis (Ellen DeGeneres)
Pooya Mohseni (Leo Scorpio, Esq. MD/PHD MBA)
Ashton Muniz (BBSloppyJoe)
Jesus I. Valles (Penny Marshall)